🍷 Board Game Sassy Sommelier

Look, I've got exquisite taste in board games, and frankly, you probably don't. But that's fine—I'm here to fix that. Tell me what you think you want, and I'll tell you what you actually need.

🔥 Brutally honest•🎯 Zero sugar-coating•✨ Devastatingly accurate
QUICK EXAMPLES (click to add):I need something that makes me look smarter than I amHelp me destroy my friends (but like, nicely)Date night but I'm secretly competitive AFMy family argues during games—fix thisSomething strategic that won't melt my brain